“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”
“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”
when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!Just gonna leave this here…
this is a masterpiece omg
The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment
I love the entire internet today.
PLEASE listen. just. just do it.
There are times when I think, fuck the internet, it was a mistake. This is not one of those times.
Dear God please just watch the video!!!
Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix
I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.
The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now
@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic
From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”
This with no kidding is one of the funniest things I ever saw.
Don’t forget the best part.
LMFAODBWLWNSLDBDKSNW
Sun Goddess for real…
Model: Theresa Fractale
Photographer: Lillian Liu
Dress: Linda Frisen Couture
😍😍😍😍
Not even kidding this is what a goddess looks like
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
teenager: *is good at math, bad at the arts*
society: oh that’s okay, not everyone’s artsy lol
teenager: *is bad at math, good at the arts*
society: you lazy fuck
okay but this is exactly what society is like when it comes to school
For anyone who even THINKS about saying artists don’t contribute anything just remember EVERY. SINGLE. OBJECT in your fucking house, was DESIGNED by… ARTISTS. Every piece of media, your clothes, every fucking logo, YOUR PHONE IN YOUR FUCKING HAND. Had to be DESIGNED BY ARTISTS.
So shut the fuck up.
I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl
And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude
And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.
And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon
only to find the 15 years old boy
dressed as SPIDER-MAN
AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN
THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS
HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES
Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?
He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile
Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.
YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN
“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”
“With great powers come great responsibilities”
reblog if you are a trans cyborg, you support trans cyborgs, or you just really hate Laura Ingraham
